Sunday, April 9, 2017

Chiviquin Part 1: Not every calf can be a bull

Two of the most unique and authentically Argentine experiences that I have had on this estancia took place at Chiviquin and centered around the cattle.  Chiviquin is the name of the cattle station on the estancia – it is where the gauchos do the majority of their cattle work and where we take guests to practice their gaucho skills such as herding and roping cattle.  Because this is a working ranch, Chiviquin is a hub of activity when it comes to all things cattle; and the events that go on there are not just for show.  Everything that happens is done for a purpose.  Everything that is done, is done in the traditional gaucho way.  And everything that happens there creates another wonderful photo opportunity for those of us enthralled with this traditional way of life. :)


Way back in late January, after just about ten days of living on the estancia, I got to witness the gauchos in their element: it was time to castrate the calves that didn’t make the cut to become bulls.  While I cringe at the thought of watching an animal ‘in pain’ (come back to this later), I was equally intrigued to watch the gauchos work, to see what methods they use, and learn about the process.  So, biting my tongue and fortifying myself to watch this calf versus man showdown, I found a perch on the rock wall surrounding the corral, adjusted my camera settings, and settled in to watch. 

We had arrived to Chiviquin on horseback, with a handful of guests in tow, to watch the action.  As we approached the cattle station, the sound of bellowing cows and wailing calves totally enveloped us and masked any other background noises.  As we arrived, I took in my surroundings: many cows meandering in the field just outside the corral; others with their noses to the fence that separated them from their calves; calves calling out to locate their mothers on the other side.  Then there were the gauchos.  They had started castrating calves earlier that morning and so were already coated in dust, with lines etched out by the beads of sweat that lazily rolled down their faces.  Whatever color their clothes started out, they were now a matching mouse brown color, thanks to countless instances of wrestling a calf to the ground, or holding it as the calf was cut.  We happened to show up during their break time – meaning that the gauchos were busy smoking cigarettes and passing around litre-size bottles that had been cut in half to make vessels for their questionable beverages.  The cardboard cartons of wine being passed around made it fairly obvious that these men weren’t just drinking soda and lemonade as they leaned against the stone wall, reminiscent of the ‘cool kids’ so often portrayed in movies. After a few minutes, a couple passes of the drinks, and some languid puffs on the cigarettes, they were ready to get back to work so they could finally finish castrating the calves.  Us silly tourists had held them up from completing their work – we wanted to watch, otherwise they would have been done well before midday.  But now, to appease our curiosity, they had to work under a blazing sun to cut the last twenty calves.  I wonder what they must think of us. 


It was at this point that I found my spot on the high stone wall and prepared to watch.  The sun beat down on our browned skin, causing even the spectators to have a sheen of sweat.  I felt like I was about to watch a gladiator fight in a colosseum.  I was imagining the lowing cows as a roaring crowd, the lassos as the weapons of choice, and the calves and gauchos as competitors.  Honestly, I think I was cheering for the calves. 

There were about ten men, and numerous children, involved in the operation.  The men were in charge of the actual roping and cutting, the older boys were in charge of manning gates and chasing the calves while occasionally getting a chance to rope, and the little kids were in charge of looking cute, carrying their dads’ rebenques (whips), and staying out of the way.  It was quite a system.  A boy would let two calves from the holding pen into the corral.  Then, a couple of boys would chase these calves around the perimeter of the corral while the men stood towards the center and awaited the perfect moment to casually toss their ropes at the front feet of the passing calves.  Roping the calves by their front feet immediately brought them to the ground and allowed the gauchos to quickly move in.  If the gaucho got only one foot, a back foot, the head, or around the body, he would simply let go of his rope; it didn’t count.  Once the calf was roped, there was a flurry of chaos, which was actually carefully orchestrated movements. 

Two men were in charge of holding the calf down.  As the roper held the rope taught, two men maneuvered into position, one at the head at the calf, and one at the rear.  With one leg extended and pushing into one of the calves’s rear legs, while holding the other leg, the person at the rear exposed the underside of the calf so that Dani, the head man here, could hustle over, make the incision, and casually drop the discarded body parts into a nondescript bucket.  I think that hat bucket was every calves’ worst nightmare.

And this is when I want to come back to the pain aspect of this operation.  These gauchos do not want to inflict pain on the animals.  They are not going out of their way to do harm to these calves.  They are simply doing their jobs as best as they know how, and equipped with what tools they have; in this case, a corral, ropes, a knife, and their own determination.  Yes, obviously it must be painful to have your balls cut out, but there is no way around it.  They cannot have a hundred bulls running around in the herd.  So, in an effort to make the experience as least traumatic as possible, these men are exceptionally quick and skillful in their movements.  From the time that the calf is roped, it spends approximately 45 seconds on the ground.  In this time, two men come to hold it down, it’s balls are removed, tar is spread over the incision, and two vaccines are administered, after which time, the calf is free to jump to its feet and run to rejoin its mother in the field.  So yes, the calf is experiencing pain and stress, but it is short-lived, and it gets to return to its life as quickly as possible.  I just wanted to make this point for all the people out there who may think that this is animal cruelty or something like that.  It’s not.  It is a necessary way of life.  It is tradition.  And it is the primary source of income for these gauchos who take such pride in their cattle work.  And now back to that day in January…


video of the process immediately after the calf was roped

For about forty minutes, these gauchos worked tirelessly to finish the remaining twenty calves.  From the moment of the release of the first calf, a haze of dust hung in the air and tinted your skin with tiny particles.  Even the bystanders came out of there a bit grungy.  When the work was done, the men lost no time in beckoning to the young boys to bring them the homemade vessels and gulp down the contents before signaling for a refill.  In my mind, a well-deserved drink.  If wine mixed with coke is your thing (which it is for many gauchos), more power to you.  Adequately refreshed, the gauchos trudged up to their house to deposit their ropes and wash their hands before returning to dig into the feast that awaited them.  While everyone else was busy roping cows, or watching other people rope cows, Herman was occupied tending the fire and ensuring that all fifty pounds of meat were evenly cooked.  An asado (bbq) is essential to any gaucho event and is the light at the end of the tunnel for the gauchos.  The thought of massive chunks of meat, slow-cooked over an open flame, is enough to propel these gauchos through a long day’s work of castrating calves.  Wouldn’t be my ideal reward, but when in Argentina…






Enjoy this plethora of pictures - it is so easy to get shutter happy at these events!






Friday, March 24, 2017

Show Me Your GAME FACE!

Robyn, me, Polly, and B
Have you ever really enjoyed something that you are completely and hopelessly terrible at? That is my relationship with polo.  Well, maybe I am not hopelessly terrible, but I am definitely not good at it.  As in, I often get used in examples of what not to do and how not to play.  But still, I love this game.  I love the adrenaline rush of chasing down a ball, trying to beat your opponent there, avoid getting hooked, and trying to hit the ball, all while on a galloping horse with seven other idiots on horseback all doing the same thing.  I definitely understand how this can be an addicting sport…for those who can afford it.  In professional polo leagues, a single player will bring a minimum of six horses for a single match, sometimes even bringing up to twenty horses for matches with eight chukkas (periods).  Needless to say, you need a lot of money to be competitive in this sport.  Luckily for me, I get a taste of polo without having to own a single horse!
trying to learn as I watch the pros
wohoo, I actually hit it!!
Before coming here, I was daunted by the knowledge that I would have to play polo.  In contrast to this dread, I was also inexplicably excited to try something new.  I remember my very first attempt at polo: lots of big swings followed by big misses, leaving a battlefield full of divots in my wake, constantly ‘crossing the line’ and messing up other people, and a look of confusion plastered on my face.  I was utterly clueless and quite frustrated, yet walked off the field with a huge smile on my face and already looking forward to our next match. 




B and Fanny in the cheering section
Last week was one of our craziest weeks at the estancia: polo week.  We had three guests staying at the estancia for the sole purpose of playing polo.  All of us guides were excited at the prospect of getting to play more polo this week, but I was also slightly intimidated by these people that had come to play.  Not only were we playing with these three guests, who were getting private lessons from Belen, the first female professional polo player in the Cordoba province, but we also had ‘pros’ such as Belen, Lou, and Felipe (Belen’s step-son) to compete against.   It was a somewhat daunting situation.  As guides we have never gotten more than a 15 minute basic tutorial and a couple chukkas-worth of experience.  Usually we only play once a week or every other week, so it is difficult to improve on something that we do so irregularly.  Long story short, I was elated at the chance to play polo multiple times in one week, but was also harboring a deep fear of embarrassing myself in front of my boss, a polo pro, Swedish twins, and a fellow American. 
backshot!
over the neck shot                                                                     hooking attempt


full swing!
all of the competitors for Sunday's tournament
My hidden fear of embarrassment proved a genuine possibility.  By the end of the week, these ladies were amazing at polo!  Backhands, over the neck shots, full swings, and hooking had become the norm.  A quick explanation of those terms (which I may have made up but they make sense in my head): backhand – running up to a ball then hitting it backwards while continuing to gallop forwards; over the neck – reaching over your horses neck with your right hand/mallet to hit the ball, also while at a gallop; full swing: also known as an Argentine swing around here, when you do a big wind up to put full force into hitting the ball; hooking – a defensive move in which you come up close behind the player trying to hit the ball, then use your own mallet to interfere with their shot by hooking their stick (it is really frickin’ annoying when it happens to you!). All of these moves are quite difficult, and yet these three seemed to have mastered most of them and were totally competent at the rest.  Meanwhile, I was still struggling with your basic forward shot.  Anyway, we were planning a mini-tournament for Sunday, and by Thursday, we knew that it would be a good competition.  I would have to step up my game so as not to disappoint those people unlucky enough to be my teammates.  
Team Chili Peppers: B, Felipe, me, and Alex
Team Warriors: Narda, Belen, Franco, and Polly
Team Orange (?): Jenny, Robyn, and Lou

Alex and Narda with Polly coming up the center
our goal post needed a bit of support
Part of the reason that this week felt extra busy was because each morning that these ladies were here, we had to saddle two horses per polo player and four extras, as ‘just in case’ horses.  While this may not sound like much, keep in mind that we also needed to saddle horses for Belen and Lou, who were teaching the women to play.  This meant that each morning we needed about fourteen horses ready to play polo: saddled with breast plate, martingale, and polo saddle, with tails braided and taped to stay out of the way of the mallets, and gear loaded into the truck.  (Ominously this gear includes a back board - a foreboding sign that many people notice, but fortunately have not had to use).  On the days that we guides got to play, that added another five to seven horses to the lineup.  On Saturday and Sunday, we needed to prepare twenty-two horses for the polo pitch to accommodate the three polo pros (Belen, Lou, Felipe), three guests (Jenny, Alex, and Narda), and five guides (Robyn, Polly, B, Franco, and myself).  B was the braiding fairy and could braid the horses’ tails astoundingly quick as the rest of us saddled the ponies.  It was a huge team effort, but we got it done, and got to enjoy the rest of the day as we ran around the polo field cursing at each other and trying to hit that tiny white ball. 

Belen (in gray) and Lou (back right in orange)
woot, woot, goal for the Chili Peppers!











Saturday and Sunday were filled with laughter, taunts, cursing, and the periodic sound of Belen roaring, “C’mon warriors!” as she urged her team down the field.  This woman is unbelievable!  Terrifying on the polo field, she remains an absolute delight and constantly kept all of us laughing, even while trying to steal the ball from each other.  I absolutely love watching people play polo, everyone has their own style and own version of a ‘game face.’  Belen is constantly standing in her stirrups, stick raised in the air, rallying her team with assorted battle cries.  Lou is not as vocal and goes for a more stealthy approach – hanging back as others miss the ball then sending it flying down the field with a massive hit.  Felipe, was the picture of patience, giving us a chance at the ball then calling our names and hitting it up to us after we missed.  Narda’s face was a contortion of concentration as she tried to fight off the twins for possession of the ball.  Alex was almost always ahead of the pack on her speedy horses and grinning as she gracefully performed numerous over the neck shots.  Jenny looked equally graceful and poised on her horse as she maintained the ball with controlled hits. 


Felipe
B - our manager :) and Noname
Felipe and Belen
Meanwhile, us guides were all over the place, just trying to be helpful and not get in the way….at least that was my strategy.  In every picture I have a massive, cheesy smile on my face, even when I whiff at the ball.  My horses may not have been the fastest, and I may not be (aka am definitely not) the best, but we had a lot of heart.  Robyn’s face fluctuated between spontaneous grins and composed concentration as she flew around the field performing full swings to assist her team.  Polly was often just on the outskirts of the action and looking totally serene on her horse.  Neither flustered nor elated, she floated around the action and made her moves when she saw the perfect opportunity.  B, our manager, looked even more terrifying than Belen.  With her mallet raised, red hair streaming out behind her, legs poised to kick, and mouth screaming encouragements at her horse to “f***ing GO,” she was the picture of determination and competition.  Then there’s Franco, who was terrifying in his own right.  Usually because he was totally unpredictable in his movements, aggressive in his swings, and you never quite knew where he would pop up.  Different strategies, different facial expressions, but same level of energy and determination. 
Polly, Robyn, and Franco
Robyn and La Turca

Polly and Gringo
Me and Quilombera

Belen hooking me
Both Saturday and Sunday were so much fun.  On both days we were divided into teams of three and got to play a few chukkas.  On Sunday, we played a round robin – each team got to square off against the other two teams for two chukkas.  My dream team consisted of Felipe – the youngest of the pros at 17 years old, but also the most forgiving, which was just what we needed – Alex, B, and myself.  In our first match, against Belen’s team of Belen, Narda, Franco, and Polly, we pulled out the win!  My most coherent memory from that match was of yelling at Belen as she galloped up from behind to hook me and halt my breakaway.  I was one more hit away from scoring when I felt my mallet wrenched backward and watched my horses hooves soar past the ball.  It truly is one of the most annoying things that can happen in polo!  But it is also quite satisfying to do it to someone and watch their face contort into rage.  Later, in our second match against Lou’s team of Robyn and Jenny, Robyn hooked me and received a “curse you, Robyn!!!!” in return.  It is all in good fun though; as much as I get hooked, I also get to hook other people so it all balances out in the end.  Overall, the tournament ended with Lou’s team winning two matches, Felipe’s team winning one and losing one, and Belen’s team losing both.  In the end though we all celebrated as we popped three bottles of champagne, drank ourselves into a pleasant buzz on the polo field, lined our bellies with choripan, then headed home with our brave, and exhausted, polo ponies. 
celebration time!!!!!

Robyn shooting the gap



Franco and Robyn playing saltica
Narda and I squaring off
As much as I love playing polo, I am equally excited about gaucho games!  Since my arrival, we have only played one round of gaucho games, so I was beyond thrilled when I learned that we were playing gaucho games after polo on Saturday.  We play two games here: saltica and barrel racing.  Saltica is the more traditional of the two games, and our gauchos here really excel at it.  Saltica is a race between two opponents.  Both opponents start about 30 yards away from a large T-post, armed with thin, 6 inch-long sticks.  On either arm of the T-post, rings dangle at about head height.  These rings are about 1.5inches in diameter and can be blown around in a stiff breeze.  The object of the game: kick your horse into a gallop and spear the ring as your horse passes underneath the arm of the T-post.  In order to win the game, you need to spear the ring and keep it on your stick.  If you spear it but then it flies off your stick, it doesn’t count.  In our estancia rules, the winner is either the one who spears the ring, or the first one to get there if no one manages to spear the ring.  It is SO. MUCH. FUN. I love this game (as evidenced by the smile that takes over my face)!  I’d like to bring this game back to the states and convince my boss in Wyoming to let us play at the ranch. 

cannot. stop. SMILING. love this horse, Rubia :D
got the ring!
Polly channeling Lady Liberty as she snags the ring
Franco versus B


Robyn and I battling it out!
The second game is an Argentine blend of American barrel racing and pole bending.  Instead of three barrels in the shape of a triangle, there are four barrels arranged in a straight line.  The opponents race down the length of their respective barrels, then have to weave back to the starting point, do a full circle around the last barrel, weave back, then race home.  The first one to re-cross the starting line wins.  This one is fun to watch because you can see people trying to find the balance of speed versus control.  Is it better to remain at a gallop but make wide turns, or to go a bit slower and make really tight turns?  The horse-rider team that can do both, maintain speed while performing tight turns, will be the winner.  Because everyone in this group was fairly competitive, it made for high energy races and lots of cheering.  I couldn’t have chosen a better way to spend the afternoon. 
doing my best to represent the States at the Gaucho Games
representing Scotland in the Argentine Gaucho Games: Robyn!


Polly showing up for London :)
Franco as the Argentine rep
Robyn heading home
to the finish line!
*** all of the gaucho game pictures were taken by Lou, as were some of the polo shots. Thanks, Lou!***